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K6799
O: Men are like Birthday Candles....
I: you can blow them but you never get what you wished for. Happy Birthday |
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K6803
O: Happy Birthday to someone MOTHER NATURE has been very good to!!!
I: However, FATHER TIME has
really fucked you over!! |
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K6354
O: "Frank!
Let him lick his own balls. I swear, you spoil that
dog rotten!"
I: It's your Birthday...
have a ball! |
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K6501
O:
Another Year Older! And you've found you can do two things
at once!!
I: Sneeze and piss
your pants!
Happy Birthday |
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K6587
O:
You probably won't like this birthday card...
I: Old people bitch
about everything!
Happy Birthday |
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K6851
O: You know you're getting OLD when you can touch your toes twenty-five times...
I: and fart twenty five times! |
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